cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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