He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Do vagina's smell?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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