...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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