i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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