So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just want to make out with him forever
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He has the fingertips of a God
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