yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Oh god it's open bar.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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