I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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