sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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