Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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