return my video game
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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