There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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