1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
