Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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