eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
birth control should be required to get into college
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
