the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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