Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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