I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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