he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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