Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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