Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
cat food counts as protein by the way
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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