I cockslap morals
are you so shy because you have an std?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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