So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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