"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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