People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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