he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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