i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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