Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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