accomplished twins. life is a go
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
