When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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