I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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