We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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