Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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