dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
