Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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