I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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