That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
