Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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