foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I need water and some morals
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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