I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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