I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
do nipples grow back?
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