quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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