I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
