There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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