it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
only you would photoshop your dick
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize