Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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