Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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