Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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