jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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