problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
