i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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