remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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