Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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