Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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