What a fucking waste of an outfit
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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