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i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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